I've had a lot of beer in my life, but which is the worst?
Is it the Sam Adams Triple Bock, which Eli described in two words: soy sauce?
Is it the Trader Joe's Hefeweizen, which promises flavors of "banana, bubble gum, and clove", and more than lives up to the threat?
Is it the Arbor Brewing Company's Smoked Lager, which tasted like bacon? I can tell you all right now, that beer and bacon are not two great tastes that go together.
Or is it some other beer that I've been fortunate enough to avoid so far?